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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

m-azing:

people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody plans a murder out loud

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

geothebio:

does anyone else remember making these dumb paper flip phones in elementary school

because i seem to remember people paying me real money to make them these pieces of shit

we would pretend to call each other on the playground

Apples in the human world are worth the trip. What’s the best way to describe these? Juicy?”

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

materiajunkie:

"they just keep naming symptoms until they get one that you fucking got,

'are you sad? are you lonely? do you got athlete's foot? are you hot, are you cold? what you got? you want this pill huh, mothafucka' “

- Chris Rock